CrystalHeart
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happy pride
This is the gay agenda jsyk
this is what radical gay liberation really looks like
Is that Beto O’Rourke??
(via crustydingus)
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Imagine your mom having this when SHE was younger… she would flip that at the local make out spot and get that pussy POUNDED
(via handjob)
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I will never not be delighted by the first English description of an opossum:
“An Opassom hath an head like a Swine, and a taile like a Rat, and is of the bignes of a Cat. Under her belly she hath a bagge, wherein she lodgeth, carrieth, and sucketh her young.”
Heck! She sure does!
Yes.
(via thefoxconfessor)
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If you’re homophobic I assume you have a tiny cock
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a girl I’m following on Instagram brews special teas for her goats to drink.. what kind of next level pure
I love to drink tea c:
(via oliveweed)
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I don’t get dressed up in the morning for the male gaze
I get dressed up for the male gays.
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this commercial changed me as a person
they……. they didnt have to do all that i-…., i cant belieb my ass is sobbing over a fucking gum commercial
*sobs*
Are they advertising gum or true love
This. is. SO. *Extra*
(via idklmfaoooo)
